I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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