You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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