I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
you never un-have a 4some
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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