I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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