At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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