I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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