Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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