Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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