How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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