I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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