Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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