**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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