too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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