I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
My vagina just clenched in fear
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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