someone threw a dead crab at me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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