She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was born a porn star she said
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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this hospital has no fireball
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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