what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
