My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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