i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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