How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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