Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
