can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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