You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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