In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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