turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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