Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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