Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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