woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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