I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i black out too much to be "responsible"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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