i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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