We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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