OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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