You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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