How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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