Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
nutella sex= disaster
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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