Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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