he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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