when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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