I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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