i think i have herpe
just one?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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