Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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