i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
the liver wants what the liver wants
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
