I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There's always time for handjobs
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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