If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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