I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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