you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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