Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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