just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well I just put wine in my tea
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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