S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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