it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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