i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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