I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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