we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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