took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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